The Dark Side Of The Moon-Wizard Of Oz Report For Top Chef Season 4 Episode 4

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-1 beard dude is definitely on dope, right?

1 they get to "touch each other"? Dear God, where is the Top Chef Lesbian-Cam (sponsored by Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite)? Then again, maybe not. Other contestants whine about missing family. I've said this before: you've seen the show, right?

4 A veg plate. They better do a pop up video thing explaining brunoise, batonet, chiffonade......

5 How do you think they decide who gets to yell out the time remaining? 6 How many hats did Spike pack for this show, exactly?

7 Dale tourneed a frickin' avocado? Wow. Blais does the little piles of food and scores. Huh. I guess Rocco is nowhere in sight this week.

10 Dale wins. Staten Island girl is one of the bottom 3.

12 What, you both haven't seen Mad Max?

Commercial break: Flyers lose, playoff hopes in jeopardy. In the words of Nelson Muntz, "Ha-Ha"

19 Ryan is an idiot, but at least he knows A Christmas Story

20 So what, they're gonna stuff human steaks in beef skin? And I don't remember any salmon in Willy Wonka.

23 They keep showing Nikki saying "this is my forte". She's so going home

25"Flavorwise we're spot on" = a butt kicking at judge's table

31 Blais is so head and shoulders above the field right now. I wonder what will take him down.

33 Is "rusticity" even a word?

34 "I'm concerned that the spring roll is dry". So either they'll get killed for serving it or it'll be fine and everything else will be wrong

35 Much like ACS itself, the dish is a winner. Whew!

37 The Top Secret thing is such a stretch thematically.....though they seem to like it. At least Ted knows it has nothing to do with the movie.

38 The Mrs. calls out for Drunk Padma. Haven't noticed it yet this ep.

45 What's up with the Padma cleavage? Top Secret and Willy Wonka win. Didn't see that coming

47 Blais wins again. Either he wins this season or there's a major clusterf**k that screws him later on.

50 Ahh, the little pile of food on the side irritates Tom once again. And he thinks they cheaped out.

52 Zoi whines about the palates of the judges. Haven't seen that before huh? Sorry for the boring responses this week, but this has been a REALLY vanilla episode. No drama, no curveballs, they must've been beating themselves over the head editing.

58 Wow, Memo's gone. Damn but I still love Babbo. Ah well, looks like they're promising some drama next week.

Man that was a clinker. Almost made me yearn for Katie Lee Joel so at least I'd have something to yell at for an hour. Almost.

Comments

JH said…
I will take cleavage Padma over drunk Padma any day.

Previews suggest the blush is off the rose next week for Richard.

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