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This Is What The Internet Is For, Right?

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Overdue

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Now Look What You DId!

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Squirrel and Pita: A Brief Crticial Analysis

What do these photos represent? What does the squirrel mean or rather what do the squirrel and the pita in tandem represent? Is the squirrel man and the pita nature or perhaps the squirrel represents God holding the world in His hands and just, you know, taking off a nip now and then which could represent Death itself which has been a leitmotif of this website. Look into the eyes of the squirrel and try to imagine his thoughts. He might have the weight of the universe on his shoulders if he is indeed God come to check up on Earth disguised as a squirrel. Look deeply and you may see untold galaxies glinting in the inky blackness of those rodent eyes. Or perhaps he is simply thinking “Why is that fat guy over there taking my picture?” This, of course assuming he was simply a squirrel with the ability to reason, the wherewithal to ponder causality and the understanding of what a camera does. Not to mention that he would have to be an English-speaking squirrel. The simplest possibil...

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Guaranteed!

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Zombie Shelby Foote

(plinking banjo music) Dear Margaret- I fear the center of our line is about to crumble, and I may not return to our fair home. BRAINS!!! The seargent-major is a fair man, he knows we may not ever return to our loved ones again so he has given us each a promotion and MORE BRAINS SENT MORE BRAINS GRRRRWWAAAHHH. This may be the last time I write to you so please kiss baby Tim for me and tell my mother I to remember me dear...GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS, BRAINS, MORE BRAINS BRRRRUAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGH! Yours, Corporal Agarn