American Life in the Oughts

As the great Jean Shepherd would say: "He's doing it for all of us".

The unfortunate thing is I suspect the thing is a hoax no matter how desperately so many of us here in the corporate data mills want to believe it's real. I wish I knew what sent him over the edge. I'm sure the court papers will talk about deaths in the family or chemical imbalances or a recent divorce or something like that.

The poor guy. He should've just taken the rest of the day off and gone on a woodchuck-killing spree or something. At least that might have given him dinner. Hey, hunting and harvesting can save you a few bucks which is important in today's world. Just ask the folks who founded this awesome political party.

I don't have a whole lot of commentary for all this stuff. I think it speaks for itself and represents 21st century American life better than anything I could come up with.

Comments

JH said…
Fake. If you watch the second video, the one from the "cell phone", the keyboard completely misses the security guy. Then security guy grabs his head like it hurts.
June 5, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Anonymous said…
He's not just trying to beat that security officer, he's trying to end his career!

-Doogs
June 6, 2008 at 5:44 PM
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