Best Spam Ever

Yes Virginia, this is an actual e-mail that showed up at one of my accounts.

_______________________________________________________
Confirmation LetterIn the final draw of 5TH day of September 2009 Your e-mail address attached to Ticket Number: 8603775966738 with the following Winning Numbers:6, 18, 40, 43, 47, 49, 32 (bonus no.32) has won you $1,500,000.00 ( One million five hundred thousand United States Dollars) in the ongoing Australian International LOTTERY 2009 awareness program lottery.You are to contact MR. BILL MORGAN the fiduciary agent via email (agentbillmorgan@gmail.com) with the information stated below to validate your claims:
1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY.....................
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:.............................
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:.............................
4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:.............................
5.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:........................
6.SEX:................................
7.OCCUPATION:....................................
8.MARITAL STATUS:................................
9.AMOUNT WON:...............................
10.WINNING EMAIL:.................................
11.NATIONALITY:.....................................

N.B. Your response should be sent to (agentbillmorgan@gmail.com) as email sent to any other address will not be attended to.

Yours Sincerely,
Linna Martins
Announcer AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY

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