Handbill Handout

I just had a conversation with a friend and she said she wanted to get a tattoo but wasn't sure what to get.  I said I could never get a tattoo because unless you happen to be one of those "my skin is a canvas for works of art, man" people you should get a tattoo of something you're committed to and frankly, there's not one thing I can think of that I've always been committed to and can guarantee I always will be committed to except maybe my family but I think it's a bit creepy to get someone's portrait tattooed onto one's body no matter how much you love them, plus it never actually looks quite like the person in real life anyway, right? Anyway hello to whoever is still lurking in this empty closet.  I was sick again this year (not the same thing as last year) and I couldn't make anything interesting or funny out of it.  I'm mostly better now if you consider not being able to walk any great distances or wear a shoe on my left foot "...