Apples
It's 52 degrees Farenheit here,
projected to break 60 before the day is out. Christmas Eve in the
Northeastern United States. Just another normal day in the 21st century.
There's a pandemic going on.
Been going on since March, though some people don't believe it. I've been
careful, mostly, because it's not about me, it's about taking care of elderly
relatives without poisoning them with a virus. So you find things to
do. Some people took up hobbies or learned to play an instrument or painted.
Me? I got really good at keeping the dish rack empty. Mind you, I'm
generally opposed to drying dishes with a towel, so it's a matter of knowing
how quikcly they'll dry on their own. As Alton Brown noted, you're just
putting whatever bacteria is on that towel back onto the dishes you just
washed. Let 'em air dry. He was a sensible type, then he went and
had a social media meltdown and disappeared. He's supposed to reappear in
2021, I hope that's true, and in the meantime I hope he's doing OK. Doing
OK is the top bar for people who aren't delusional about what's happening now,
but it should get better relatively soon.
The other thing I've done is
I've taken up eating apples. Usually one a day, usually sometime between
11am and 12pm. I choose an apple, take it to the cutting board, cut out
the core by slicing off one side, then a second, then a third, and then the
fourth which, depending on the size of the apple, might be serving-size for me,
or I might have to cut it in half. Then I place each piece cut side down
on the board and slice into smaller pieces (two-bite size at most). I
chop the core into four pieces and toss it into the back yard. Then I
take my share of the apple to the table, put it next to my laptop and depending
on how busy I am I either get to work or I grab a few pieces and chew while
watching the squirrels come down and take the core slices. If it's a
bird-counting day (we participate in this),
I count birds and note it on paper to be input later.
My favorite apples so far are
Winesaps and Honeycrisps, which is weird because my tastes don't generally skew
sweet, though sweet relative to apples is not sweet relative to say, candy.
I had a Fuji apple this morning and it was just OK. Snapdragons are
pretty good. Red Delicious apples are boring. I haven't eaten a
Granny Smith since I became apple-varietal-aware but maybe that's next week's
new apple.
It's gone up to 55 degrees since
I started this post. Merry Christmas in the 21st century.
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